Steven also likes sun showers and stuffed animals. But not together. The fur gets wet and starts to smell.
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Author Bio: Steven Ormosi in his own words
Steven Ormosi has been a zombie enthusiast since that one sleepover when him and a bunch of friends watched Night of the Living Dead and drank his buddy's mom's Gold Schlager. That was tight, yo. He did always wonder why those zombies moved so slow, though. He means...he guesses that old, "they're decomposing so they can't run" explanation is alriiiight, but what about the fresh zombies? Shouldn't they be pretty quick? They all just stroll around, real slow like, hoping to stumble upon some brains. That's no way to get what you want. You have to earn it! Keep your eye on the prize and so on! God, those zombies make him so angry.
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